23 February 2011

Perezosa

Dear Reader,

Are you as lazy as I am lately?  Right now my ass actually hurts from laying on the couch.

The problem is I am completely exhausted after school.  On the days I don't have appointments for the wedding, I walk in the door, grab the mail, eat dinner and plop on the couch.  There I sit until at least 9pm when I can go to bed without feeling like a complete loser.  Sometimes I allow myself to go to bed at 845.  I'm so tired.  And such a loser.

Is it the weather?  Winter is always a tough time of year for me.

There are a ton of great Google Images of "lazy," but none which exactly capture the way I look right now like this one:


To a productive Thursday, Dear Reader!

02 February 2011

It's a Weekend!

As far as I can tell, there are two major misconceptions students have about their teachers:

  • they are not real people with feelings and lives
  • snow days do not affect them

The first is normal, for some reason, and maybe has much to do with the second.  Did you ever have the Twilight Zone experience of seeing your teacher in the grocery store?  You mean she eats food?!  So do I!  Bizarre.

When I was a kid, I didn't really think about teachers on snow days.  There was no school that day, so the teachers, along with the school, simply did not exist.

Let me tell you, Dear Reader, I was w-r-o-n-g.

I truly love my job, but on this, the third snow day of the year, I am not sure students would be capable of conjuring up the excitement I and my colleagues expressed.  Before the snow day is officially declared, we hope, pray, flush ice cubes down toilets (yeah, I did it), turn our pajamas inside out, and do a literal, but impromptu, snow dance.

These things worked wonders this week, because we had yesterday and today off from school due to a ridiculous amount of ice (Mr. Peaches, whose school was not canceled, fell thrice since yesterday morning).

Here is a photo of poor quality that I took last night from the warmth of my apartment.


It's like a weekend during the week, people!