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"I thought my eighth graders would have eaten my alive already.  I must be doing something right because today- the seventh day of school- I had an amazing day.  Even with two classes of eighth graders and a super teary-eyed seventh grader."
                                    --Señorita Peaches, 1 September, 2010

Spoken like a true first-year teacher.

Never jinx yourself like that.  Ever.

Yesterday was teh suck.

Also, you can add that a student told me her mom beat her up to the list of crap I don't feel competent enough to handle.