This disgusting thing was not just buzzing around my head, no he was diving like a fighter pilot onto my face while I snoozed, over and over and over. The fourth time, I finally covered my head with a blanket, which kept the fly off of my face, but did not stop him from trying to pull me from my slumber.
When I finally made my way downstairs I encountered all of his friends.
You see, we hosted the Pre-Law School BBQ for the new law students last night and- though it rained and we ended up with fifty people in our small apartment- the flies made their way in as well and I think they have grown to equal our guests in number.
The Peaches' orientations begin tomorrow, Dear Reader. And that's what we are going to focus on for the rest of the day- as soon we get our first strip of very classy fly paper.
Wish us luck!
Update: We have caught four flies in ONE HOUR with the $1.50 classy fly paper.
Scoreboard
Fly Clan- 8
Señorita Peaches - 4
(But the game isn't over yet!)
3 comments:
REALLY?? why cant you catch them and let them outside with their fly families and fly friends.. what a way to end their sweet fly lives... on sticky paper, unable to move their tiny fly wings.....
Yeah, well did you see the update on the fly count?
poor poor flys!
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